In Utica things go so slow
They don't like disco,
They like rock n roll.
And in LA, Mike rules the day,
And all the emo girls, they love me.
If I break down
In a strange town,
I want it to be like Utica.
Yeah, you know me,
I'm like Chachi.
I love Joni in Utica.
And I know it's gonna be tight.
Something's gonna happen tonight.
And I just feel if Jimmy likes Creed,
Well I don't really care.
And someone save me
From the moral PD.
Someone pull this knife out of my back
For I am.
If I break down
In a strange town,
I want it to be like Utica.
Yeah, you know me,
I've got to be
Numero 3 in Utica.
I am the rock robot.
Unite to form Mega Zord rock bot.
Hey Nice Guy says, "YOU WILL ROCK!"